Oh Kotaku…

How you amuse me so.  Kotaku released another collection of Bayonetta pics the other day (link).  The more I see of this game the more I dislike it, but I’ll get to that another time.  At some point under the collection of rants about how ugly/hot the main character looked, I stated that I didn’t give a shit about this game, in not so many words.   Coming back to the site after I awoke some hours later, I was apparently banned for it.  Now, I’m not given to crude statements frequently, but considering the tone of the thread, as well as the over-abundance of sexual references, innuendos and insinuations, I don’t see how the words, “Color me I don’t give a shit” really constitute a banning. Seriously, here are some of the gems scattered throughout:  “your ‘wife’ will not let you play this??? Grow a pair douche and slap that bitch straight”;  “it will make any penis look huge”;  “I COULD NEVER LIVE WITH MY HAIR TUCKING ITSELF UNDER MY FANNY AND CURVING UP BETWEEN MY BUTTOCKS. Bayonetta is one unhygienic bitch! Imagine getting vaginal discharge on your face! Geeeez….”; and of course “I think we need more pussy in games; and more dick, for that matter. I love mine, it’s great! And I love cunts, so why would I not want them in games?!”.
Intellectual discourse at its finest.
Moving on, I’ve been a little busy lately, but in between redundant duties I’ve been trying to finish Oblivion, and also had time to try Muramasa: The Demon Blade, which is a fine game by any standard.  Considering the release list in the coming months it seems I’ll have a lot on my plate, and thats not even including the books I’d like to/need to read.

Truer Words…

I found this amusing, and aside from the last frame, fairly accurate to the fan-base.

Of Musicals…

This is pretty old, but it never fails to make me smile.

Now if only Disney were this entertaining…